Well, this blog is pretty much dead. Considering my historically sporadic posting pattern and, as of late, theme-wise incoherence, an argument could be made that it's been stillborn all along.

But.

It has served a purpose. For me, anyways, and hopefully some small percentage of my already minute readership has at least got a couple of chuckles out of it somewhere along the line. The purpose was to maintain my ever-slipping sanity in the face of a menial, low-paying dead-end job. Mission accomplished. I think.

However, while I may be sane, I think I've become even more cynical...

So, rest in peace fair Cancer Sticks and Lotto Tickets. I'll perform a touching rendition of Police Truck at your funeral. Then I'll set something ablaze in your honour! Or not.